If ye wants to join the countless numbers of happy costumed players who have found the secret to havin' lots of fun, then all ye have to do is put together yer own costume, travel to the nearest pirate festival or renaissance faire, and get ready to be havin' the time o' yer life.

To find pirate festival and renaissance faire locations, lodging, costumes, accessories, maps, traffic and weather, ye'll be wantin' to wander over to the Privateer's festivals page. There ye'll find everything ye'll be needin' to be set for faire adventure.

When ye arrive at faire, if ye spies Laktos, Captain Cuckoo or any of our friends wearing a Privateer Dragons pin, be sure to stop us and say "Arrrrrgh!" We'd love to share a laugh or two with ye and we'll be happy to provide ye with safe passage to your next stop in the shire.

What Is Your Quest?

Ye might want to brush up on your Monty Python before faire 'cause ye never know when a pirate may stop ye and ask ye a few questions* before lettin' ye pass. Here be your "faire" warning of a typical encounter:

Stop! Who would cross our path must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye see.

1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite color?**

3. What is the capital of Assyria?

---

* If ye be stumped, purloin the answers here:
1. Create a male pirate name or female pirate name
2. Pirate colors
3. Capital of Assyria

Bonus: What's the airspeed velocity of unladen swallow?

Whether or not you're acquainted with "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," sail your vessel here for something completely different.